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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

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Anon is worried about men (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 2 weeks ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] tpihkal@lemmy.world 32 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Obviously he means she is dry and flammable, thus is great for starting fires.

[–] peregrin5@lemm.ee 8 points 2 weeks ago

My wife is also a wooden mannequin.

[–] ocean@lemmy.selfhostcat.com 5 points 2 weeks ago

Ah okay, he must be in the green text