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No Connection, No Flush (lemmy.ml)

submitted 1 day ago by cm0002@lemmy.world to c/programmer_humor@programming.dev

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[–] wise_pancake@lemmy.ca 46 points 1 day ago (60 children)

Anything in my house smarter than the IKEA remote control light switch gets crushed with a hammer.

[–] cm0002@lemmy.world 52 points 1 day ago (47 children)

I mean, you could just use smarter stuff that's open source and has local API, or do what I do and build your own devices where you can ¯⁠\⁠_⁠(⁠ツ⁠)⁠_⁠/⁠¯

[–] Walican132 2 points 1 day ago

I wish I was this smart. We really want to do a smart light show using Xlights but every time I try to learn it I feel so frankly dumb.

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