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this post was submitted on 06 Sep 2023
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I once met this girl who let me touch her boobs and do other fun stuff. In order to make that more convenient, we rented an apartment together. Which meant I needed a job to pay rent. Eventually we wanted a nicer place, so we bought a townhouse, which meant I needed to make more money and get a better job. Then we wanted kids, which meant a bigger house, car, etc etc. So needed a promotion to keep up with growing bills and spending.
Now I'm in my 40s, have a bunch of kids, work too much. And all I wanted was to touch some boobs and stuff.
I mean, I mentioned my bunch of kids, so you can extrapolate... at least a few times.
Congrats on the sex!
Fuck man - it's early Thursday morning in my timezone. Way too early to laugh out loud the way I just did!
Bro. I don’t even need to read anyone else’s answer. You win.
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