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[–] xtools@programming.dev 35 points 1 week ago (3 children)

sltar License

Using this software requires giving your first child to the author so that they can "immolate it to the devil".

i'm feeling the urge to hide this clause in one of my projects. i'd change it to Rumpelstiltskin though.

[–] MonkeMischief 5 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Are you sure EA or Ubisoft didn't already beat you to it? Lol

[–] xtools@programming.dev 4 points 6 days ago

they don't take your firstborn but go straight for your soul instead

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