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[–] ArcaneSlime@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 6 days ago (8 children)

"Hello amazon I'm a police, I need you to unlock this door at 123 Rainy St, Arlen TX 76043"

"Ok Mr. Police right away!"

Sounds great!

[–] MonkeMischief 3 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago) (3 children)

LOL relevant meme attached:

Arlen TX

Weird coincidence seeing this right after finishing an episode of King of the Hill. LOL

"Yo man dang'ol smartlock open up man left my daggum phone in there tell ya what."

"I'm sorry. I didn't understand. Can you repeat that?"

[–] ArcaneSlime@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago) (1 children)

Oh my god that's hilarious, I hope that really worked!

As to KOTH:

"Unlock my door or I'll kick your digital ass!"

*crying* "My door won't let me in, Hank! Everyone leaves me, Lenoire left and now even my house left me!"

Dale however never got one, his house is still secured by Daletech. Shishishaaaaa!

[–] MonkeMischief 2 points 4 days ago

This was too perfect LOL. Nice job! XD

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