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Canada waiting for US economy to implode enough to make America 11th province (www.thebeaverton.com)

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OTTAWA – With the stock market plunged into chaos by U.S. President Donald Trump’s sweeping tariffs, Canadians have decided to simply wait out America’s forthcoming economic collapse and then buy the nation on the cheap.

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[–] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 19 points 1 month ago (6 children)

Yes please! American here, and I'd just LOVE to be part of Canada!

But hey.....maybe we don't include the states that once had legalized slavery.

Also Florida. Let's leave Florida out of this.

[–] Oyml77 2 points 1 month ago (2 children)

No fair! Some of us in the Sunshine State want to be Canadian too!

[–] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Yeah, but....look around you......just look.......yeah. That's why.

[–] Oyml77 1 points 1 month ago

We're not all bad. But, yeah, there's a lot of trash down here.

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