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Trump Orders Four Mile Military Parade for His 79th Birthday (www.thedailybeast.com)
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Just some North Korea shit, nothing to see here. Move along.

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[–] anonproxy00@lemm.ee 14 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (2 children)

hope he rides in that ol 1961 Lincoln Continental 4-door convertible "X-100"

ik the cia prolly still has one in storage.

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[–] futatorius@lemm.ee 7 points 1 week ago

A specially modified Swasticar would suffice.

[–] Phoenicianpirate@lemm.ee 5 points 1 week ago

He should show the world he is brave to travel in an open top car so his adoring fans can see him.