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[–] milicent_bystandr@lemm.ee 6 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Oh no! I'll get right on that. I'm just waiting on the Return on Investment from my beautiful girlfriend who's definitely travelling to London next week and I'll finally see her for the first time - I invested all my savings in this excellent opportunity she has, and my 100% RoI should arrive any day now.

Please deposit ASAP so you can impress her with your financial prowess long before her expected arrival.