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[–] Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world 1 points 4 minutes ago

This does explain the rise of drag llamas.

[–] Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world 1 points 7 minutes ago

Who could forget the musical documentary of the time when every public figure from modern history, including some who had already died, engaged in a battle royale, leaving one sole survivor?

[–] Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world 1 points 14 minutes ago

Maybe. Further study is definitely needed.

[–] Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world 1 points 10 hours ago (1 children)

Yeah, as long as it's bloodborn.

[–] Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world 7 points 21 hours ago (2 children)

The Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny

Lemon Demon

Old Godzilla was hoppin' around Tokyo City lika a big playground When suddenly Batman burst from the shade And hit Godzilla with a bat grenade Godzilla got pissed and began to attack But didn't expect to be blocked by Shaq Who proceeded to open up a can of Shaq Fu When Aaron Carter came out of the blue

And he started beating up Shaquille O'Neal Then they both got flattened by the Batmobile But before he could make it back to the Batcave Abraham Lincoln popped out of his grave And took an AK-47 out from under his hat And blew Batman away with a rat-a-tat-tat But he ran out of bullets and he ran away Because Optimus Prime came to save the day

This is the ultimate showdown of ultimate destiny Good guys bad guys and explosions As far as the eye can see And only one will survive I wonder who it will be This is the ultimate showdown of ultimate destiny

Godzilla took a bite out of Optimus Prime Like Scruff McGruff took a bite out of crime Then Shaq came back covered in a tire track But Jackie Chan jumped out and landed on his back And Batman was injured and trying to get steady When Abraham Lincoln came back with a machete But suddenly something caught his leg and he tripped Indiana Jones took him out with his whip

Then he saw Godzilla sneaking up from behind And he reached for his gun which he just couldn't find Because Batman stole it and he shot and he missed And Jackie Chan deflected it with his fist Then he jumped in the air and he did a somersault While Abraham Lincoln tried to polevault Onto Optimus Prime, but they collided in the air Then they both got hit by a Care Bear Stare

This is the ultimate showdown of ultimate destiny Good guys bad guys and explosions As far as the eye can see And only one will survive I wonder who it will be This is the ultimate showdown

Angels sang out In immaculate chorus Down from the heavens Descended Chuck Norris Who delivered a kick Which could shatter bones Into the crotch Of Indiana Jones

Who fell over on the ground Writhing in pain As Batman changed back Into Bruce Wayne But Chuck saw through His clever disguise And he crushed Batman's head In between his thighs

Then Gandalf the Grey And Gandalf the White And Monty Python and the Holy Grail's Black Knight And Benito Mussolini And the Blue Meanie And Cowboy Curtis And Jambi the Genie Robocop The Terminator Captain Kirk And Darth Vader Lo Pan Superman Every single Power Ranger Bill S. Preston And Theodore Logan Spock The Rock Doc Ock And Hulk Hogan

All came out of nowhere lightning fast And they kicked Chuck Norris in his cowboy ass It was the bloodiest battle that the world ever saw With civilians looking on in total awe The fight raged on for a century Many lives were claimed but eventually The champion stood The rest saw their better Mr. Rogers in a blood-stained sweater

This is the ultimate showdown of ultimate destiny Good guys, bad guys and explosions As far as the eye can see And only one will survive I wonder who it will be

This is the ultimate showdown (This is the ultimate showdown) This is the ultimate showdown! (This is the ultimate showdown) This is the ultimate showdown of ultimate destiny

[–] Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world 2 points 21 hours ago (4 children)

I think vampirism being a bloodborn pathogen is the consensus.

"Do my job for me?"

"No."

[–] Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago (6 children)

I think you'd have to at least have an open wound and come into contact with fresh blood since it's a bloodborn pathogen.

That's a much better deal. If there's more on the table, I say we go for "Give me liberty and also $100,000,000, my own private island, a castle, and a staff of 1,000 servants.

[–] Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago (8 children)

Yeah, I think that's how reservoirs work, but I'm not a public health expert.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Natural_reservoir

It's important to have a scarier, if less dangerous, boogie man when one endeavors to do terrible things to otherwise rational people.

 

Life in the USA Lyrics [Verse 1: Joshua Roberts] Another shooting today Five wounded, three are dead Then those who stand up and say (Yeah), "We need to stop this" But they just talk a lot of shit and never solve it

[Chorus: Joshua Roberts] Life in the U.S.A (It's so great, it's so great) I love feeling unsafe (We're okay, we're okay) Gonna work 'til I die for a CEO Helping a life that I'll never know I need help, can't afford to go The American dream's just dying [Post-Chorus: Joshua Roberts] Slow, slow

[Verse 2: TX2 & Joshua Roberts] The system will keep you safe (Born in America, baby) As long as you're white and you're straight (Wait, wait, wait, I thought you just said that—) 'Cause some folks are still racist, I hate to say it But maybe DeSantis is gay (Wait, did he just say that? Hell yeah, brother)

[Chorus: Joshua Roberts & TX2] Life in the U.S.A (It's so great, it's so great) I love feeling unsafe (We're okay, we're okay) Gonna work 'til I die for a CEO Helping a life that I'll never know I need help, can't afford to go The American dream's just dying

[Post-Chorus: Joshua Roberts & TX2] Slow, slow

[Bridge: Joshua Roberts, TX2 & Both] We need more guns, we don't need healthcare Let's build a wall, we don't need welfare I just wanna line a rich guy's pockets, I want less action and a lot more talkin' Human rights are too political now (And we all say—) [Chorus: Joshua Roberts & TX2] Life in the U.S.A (It's so great, it's so great) I love feeling unsafe (We're okay, we're okay) Gonna work 'til I die for a CEO Helping a life that I'll never know I need help, can't afford to go The American dream's just dying

[Outro: Joshua Roberts] Slow, slow

 

Just after 6 p.m. EST on Monday, the Trump administration placed a number of senior career officials at the U.S. Agency for International Development (USAID) on leave for allegedly not abiding by President Trump's executive order to freeze much of U.S. foreign aid.

NPR obtained a copy of a message sent to all USAID staff by acting administrator Jason Gray: "We have identified several actions within USAID that appear to be designed to circumvent the President's Executive Order and the mandate from the American people. As a result, we have placed a number of USAID employees on administrative leave with full pay and benefits until further notice while we complete our analysis of these actions."

The memo did not say how many people were placed on leave.

An agency staff member spoke about the memo to NPR on the condition of anonymity because of fears of retribution. "It's shocking," the individual said. "To my knowledge the stop-work order has been closely followed"

The staff member added that such an action by a new administration is unheard of.

Established in 1961, USAID provides assistance to strategically important countries and aims to alleviate poverty, disease, and humanitarian need as well as support economic growth. In fiscal year 2023, it had a budget of over $40 billion and a workforce of more than 10,000, with the majority working overseas.

On Inauguration Day, Trump ordered a 90-day pause in almost all foreign aid to give the administration a chance to ensure that it fits with its priorities. "The United States foreign aid industry and bureaucracy are not aligned with American interests and in many cases antithetical to American values," the executive order read.

Then on Friday, the State Department issued a "stop-work" order that surprised global health experts by stopping funds for not only future aid projects but also existing programs.

Over the weekend, USAID staff were told in an email by Ken Jackson, assistant to the administrator for management and resources, that the "pause on all foreign assistance means a complete halt" and that USAID staff should help ensure that aid work aligns with Trump's America First policy and that staff who to ignore these orders could be disciplined. NPR obtained a copy of the email.

"Failure to abide by this directive, or any of the directives sent out earlier this week and in the coming weeks, will result in disciplinary action. I will hold leaders accountable to ensure their employees adhere to these expectations," the email said. "We have a responsibility to support the President in achieving his vision. This will require each of us to be flexible, to work at a pace we may not be accustomed to, to challenge the basic assumptions surrounding foreign aid, and to make decisions that ensure the United States becomes safer, stronger, and more prosperous."

 
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