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[–] WoodScientist@sh.itjust.works 73 points 1 week ago (3 children)

Extraordinary claims require extraordinary evidence.

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago (1 children)

One of my seven grandpas said you should believe me because I'm a real swell dude

[–] ebolapie@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Ha! Three and a half parents! I knews aliens were real!

gay polycules were a thing in the 60s

[–] MangoCats@feddit.it 4 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Those stone soldiers should have made a world tour 25 years ago when they were declassified.

[–] futatorius@lemm.ee 1 points 1 week ago

It would have been classier to have turned them into terracotta.