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Two courses of action.
You detain and tie up the Ramirez already inside, just in case. Then you let the Ramirez outside in and do the same. You proceed trying to figure out what's going on. Who is the real one? Problem with this scenario is now you 100% have the fake one inside with you.
You detain and tie up the Ramirez already inside, just in case. You leave the one outside to die. Unethical, but now there's only a 50/50 chance the one inside with you is the fake one.
Alternate option if you're feeling really unethical is you just instantly kill the one already inside and also leave the one outside to die. Technically the safest option.
Everyone knows the correct answer is the alternate option, but the first one makes the initial drama and sets up the opportunity for a movie to happen in the first place.
Coming soon to theaters: Among Us
Narrator: From the brilliant minds that mildly regret they brought you "The Emoji Movie."
"Guys wait, it's not me!" (Gets spaced and the rest of the cast grimaces and goes "OOOooo...😬")
(Awkward pause)
"...I'm okay!"
Narrator: "Comes an adventure..."
"Guys I think Randy's kinda sus."
"Why's that?"
(Randy farts)
Randy: "Wasn't me...? Hehe?"
Narrator: "...about knowing who you can trust..."
"One of us is an imposter , if we don't find out who it is we're all doomed!"
"What are we supposed to do we don't even have hands!"
Narrator: "...and who's kinda sus..."
(Body found)
Narrator: "Starring...Chris Pratt..."
"Ewww....who knew we had like...one bone?"
Narrator: "...Wanda Sykes..."
"Gary! Are you for real right now?!"
"I STRESS EAT FOR SELF-CARE WHEN I'M HUNGRY OKAY?!"
Narrator: "...Dwayne The Rock Johnson..."
"Guys...heh...come on..(smile twinkle)."
Narrator: "Danny DeVito..."
"It could be any one of us, but DEFINITELY not me I was doing the beep boop thingy with the doodad right over here...IT WAS DEFINITELY MEGAN."
Narrator: "...And John Cena..."
"You didn't see me do anything...you didn't see nothin!"
"...Does that work better with hands?"
"...yeah..."
NARRATOR: " ...As "Probably not the Imposter"...this summer...."
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