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You may never see the soda fountain the same again (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 3 days ago by kersploosh@sh.itjust.works to c/funny@sh.itjust.works

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[–] DaddleDew@lemmy.world 187 points 3 days ago (3 children)

Cloaca-Cola

[–] kersploosh@sh.itjust.works 77 points 3 days ago (1 children)

There it is. That should have been the post title.

[–] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 24 points 3 days ago (1 children)

You can edit titles on Lemmy

[–] FenrirIII@lemmy.world 37 points 3 days ago (1 children)

It's too late now. OP must commit ritual suicide by mixing all the flavors

[–] negativenull@lemmy.world 6 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (2 children)

Basically what this was:

[–] vaultdweller013@sh.itjust.works 2 points 2 days ago

This looks like it's from Postal 2.

[–] Natanael@infosec.pub 3 points 3 days ago

Only tastes ok

[–] captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.works 8 points 3 days ago

A joke from Kingdom of Loathing.

[–] VicksVaporBBQrub@sh.itjust.works 3 points 3 days ago

~~Soda fountain~~ (ancient)
~~Soda machine~~ (old)
Cloaca-Cola dispenser (current)
The Cloca-Cola ™ UIXperience (soon)