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[โ€“] echodot@feddit.uk 2 points 14 hours ago* (last edited 14 hours ago) (1 children)

Because it wouldn't help. That cut makes him look like an 18th century nun. I bet the barber used a bowl

[โ€“] Corkyskog@sh.itjust.works 1 points 8 hours ago* (last edited 8 hours ago)

It would, he has fine hair and no matter what length or how it was cut it's not going to look great without some product to give texture for a crop type cut.