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The hobbits were the chickens all along (lemmy.dbzer0.com)

submitted 3 weeks ago by SnokenKeekaGuard@lemmy.dbzer0.com to c/lotrmemes@lemmy.dbzer0.com

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[–] egrets@lemmy.world 79 points 3 weeks ago (3 children)

In place of a Dark Lord, you would have a hen! Not dark, but round and orange as the dawn sun! Loud as the sea! Scratching and pecking even to the foundations of the earth! All shall love me, and despair!

[–] threelonmusketeers@sh.itjust.works 33 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Scratching and pecking even to the foundations of the earth

"But also it was her destruction: For she pecked too greedily and too deep..."

[–] trungulox@lemm.ee 2 points 1 day ago

There was Eru, the One, who in Arda is called Ilúvatar; and he made first the chickens, the Holy Ones, that were the offspring of his thought, and they were with him before aught else was made.

[–] Nikelui@lemmy.world 6 points 3 weeks ago

The flaming eye on top of Barad-dûr is now a chicken eye.

[–] Akasazh@lemmy.world 6 points 3 weeks ago

I came here to find this. Ty!