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The sheer scale of oblivious stupidity is fucking breathtaking with these fascist morons! 🤦

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[–] klemptor@startrek.website 74 points 2 days ago (3 children)

... there are only about 350M Americans. She's saying 74% have been saved.

What a goddamn fucking moron liar.

[–] krakenfury@lemmy.sdf.org 25 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Do you think she believes her own bullshit? I'm honestly not sure. This claim is so insane, but all of MAGA seem to have a vested interest that Trump is a Christian prophet or messiah.

[–] radix@lemmy.world 22 points 2 days ago (1 children)

The way she not only says the number, but pauses and makes sure everyone is paying attention.... I'm thinking she is just that god damned stupid.

[–] WhatAmLemmy@lemmy.world 11 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)

Don't give her credit. She is head fascist propaganda operative. She's knows she's lying every time her lips move. She's as much the antichrist as Trump.

[–] kkj@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 1 day ago

Nearly everyone in Trump's inner circle is incredibly stupid. The closest intelligent person I can think of is Peter Thiel, and he's just the handler of the backup Vice President. They're evil, to be sure, but they're usually also morons.

It would have been less but Krasnov got really fucking high on fentanyl. You hear how many million pills they were bragging he took?

[–] surewhynotlem@lemmy.world 7 points 2 days ago

He saved us by golfing instead of being even more destructive.