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Man given a £50,000 bionic penis after being born without a manhood splits from girlfriend who took his virginity at the age of 45
(www.dailymail.co.uk)
As is usual for the Daily Fail they have managed to get the entire story into the headline, so there's no need to click the link - I did so you don't have to. Now to do some penance.
Oh there's also a diagram:
oh no, the cylinder is back!