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Trump announced Alcatraz reopening hours after ‘Escape from Alcatraz’ aired on PBS (www.independent.co.uk)

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[–] yeather@lemmy.ca 6 points 17 hours ago (1 children)

There was a Histioriometry test done, and the journal Political Psychology estimated around a 119 for ol’ W.

[–] merc@sh.itjust.works 4 points 17 hours ago

And Trump weighs 224 lbs with 4.8% body fat.