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Hot bean juice > hot leaf juice.
Beans.
Yeah, so, coffee beans are not actually beans by the way. They're the pit of the coffee berry.
Someone saw this:
...and decided absolutely not am I brewing a tea from that. I'll pit them and then throw the pits into a fire and then I'll brew a ~~tea~~ coffee with that.
I think it was more, they chewed the leaves for a subtle caffeine high and one day they chewed the pits and got a way less subtle caffeine high and realized they were more potent. Roasting probably got introduced to the process much later.
I like my morning cup of bean soup
Make it a soy vanilla latte and you got a three-bean* soup going on.
*If you ignore that coffee "beans" are actually seeds and that most cafés use articial vanilla-flavouring.