this post was submitted on 08 May 2025
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US already has 50 and adding another star is so much more a pain in the ass.

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[–] some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org 17 points 1 month ago (9 children)
[–] waigl@lemmy.world 17 points 1 month ago (3 children)

How is he 94 years old while not even looking 70?

[–] RunningInRVA@lemmy.world 29 points 1 month ago (1 children)

In 2286 he did a slingshot maneuver around the sun to go back in time. Get with it, dog.

[–] Deconceptualist@lemm.ee 4 points 1 month ago

Always count on Lemmy to keep it ~~real~~ in accordance with Starfleet archives.

[–] ramenshaman@lemmy.world 8 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

For the other people who were also doubtful that the thumbnail was how he currently looks, yes he really looks like that right now at 94 years old.

[–] sness@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] jaemo@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 month ago

And money spent on hair plugs.

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