Funny

Not without Washington, you won't. Cascadia Now!

Hey Michigan is basically already Canadian, we can just blend in.

I think we should return governing authority to the natives the US stole the land from. Sorry native Americans, this dumpster fire is yours to fix now.

Northeastern South Canada too!

He's old, it takes him a minute to catch up

To boldly go where everyone else has been before.

I don't know why people still pay attention to him

Yeah, I don't want me either :/

Pretty sure the entire west coast would bounce. Especially California, aka the 4th largest economy in the world.

As an Oregon resident, I would be all for this. CA alone would be a pretty good chunk of federal taxes.

Wellll... The western parts of Washington and Oregon. Out in the desert is another thing. Those guys are pretty well cooked

you drive a hard bargain, we accept. You can even alter the deal and add more terms, but I warn you we will still accept. No take-backsies on the deal, we are Canadians now. Good luck, rest of USA, you bunch of effin losers. You're a real disappointment.

Engage?

first assasinate donald and vance

Shatner had a well earned reputation as an egotistical asshole for a long time, but he does seem to have become more reasonable in recent years

How is he 94 years old while not even looking 70?

it would have to be a territory.. or territories, even it's 50 of them. as territories only get 1 mp each. a 340+ million population province would get like 90% of the seats in parliament.

Too late my Canadian brother, HertzDentalBar let us in. I promise to learn to speak Canadian and the words to our "hey Canada" anthem.

I've got to tell you, even joking about being Canadian take a huge weight off my shoulders. I didnt realize how much stress I was carrying around. Everyone try it, pretend Canada just made a deal to take your state over and you're now Canadian. Feels so good doesnt it.