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[–] cupcakezealot@lemmy.blahaj.zone 16 points 16 hours ago (1 children)

id be ok with it as long as they don't push it in my face

[–] huppakee@lemm.ee 14 points 15 hours ago (1 children)

I don't want to walk past and see them holding hands or anything

[–] XeroxCool@lemmy.world 9 points 5 hours ago

Holding hands implies they're trying to have sex. A penis, in a vagina? How do I explain that to my 4 year old?