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[–] DarkCloud@lemmy.world 58 points 1 month ago (7 children)

Unfortunately it's out of date, and fawning and freezing have since been added.

[–] GoodLuckToFriends 20 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Fawning? As in giving birth? Giving adoration? Acting childish?

[–] cynar@lemmy.world 22 points 1 month ago

Sucking up to the oppressor. Stockholm syndrome is an extreme example. It prioritises long term survival over freedom.

Basically, be nice to the bastard aggressive boss, and hopefully he won't fire you for looking at him funny.

[–] solrize@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] ThatWeirdGuy1001@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago

That's freezing.

[–] toy_boat_toy_boat@lemmy.world 10 points 1 month ago

it doesn't matter how many f words they come up with, we're all saying the same one in the moment

[–] Ludrol@szmer.info 9 points 1 month ago

You are mixing up the four Fs

Fight Flight Freeze and Fawn as the response to Fear

And functions of hypothalamus that had shit mnemonic put in textbook.

[–] meyotch@slrpnk.net 7 points 1 month ago

Those are trauma responses, not exactly the same sort of list as basic biological drives. Inter-related, certainly, but not quite the same.

I’m just proud I got through this comment without saying “ackshually”.

[–] toy_boat_toy_boat@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

ironically, the person experiencing all of the f things are all thinking the same f word regardless

[–] guillem@aussie.zone 2 points 1 month ago

Flop, funster, fib... It's like some authors need to leave their mark on that list by adding yet another F.

[–] endeavor@sopuli.xyz -1 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Ah yes the well known biological drive to put leftover food in the freezer.

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