You might ask, "How is your sink so empty and your kitchen so clean, but your clean laundry is piled so high that this is probably your entire wardrobe here on the floor next to the dryer?"

Well, I would answer, "How did you get in my house and would you like something to eat?"

[–] SkaveRat@discuss.tchncs.de 5 points 20 hours ago (1 children)

I climbed through the window, because I thought I saw a kitty, but turns out is just a pillow. and yes

[–] flicker@lemmy.dbzer0.com 9 points 20 hours ago

If you check under the blanket next to the pillow, there is a sleeping kitty. He is greedy for pets and will meow at you.

This is a trap. If you start petting him, you're never allowed to stop.

Never. Allowed. To. Stop.

[–] spooky2092@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Get out of my house!

[–] flicker@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 1 day ago (1 children)

...You didn't even offer me a snack for the road! What kind of host are you?

Also I brought tea bags. They're quite nice.

[–] spooky2092@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 1 day ago

A good one for those invited! But I'll cut you some slack since you brought tea.