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[–] QuentinCallaghan@sopuli.xyz 12 points 15 hours ago (2 children)

I think RFK thinks that swimming in contaminated water somehow helps build immunity.

[–] TankovayaDiviziya@lemmy.world 6 points 13 hours ago (1 children)

It is good to be exposed to dirt to build the immune system; not by doing so on literal shit.

[–] Ledericas@lemm.ee 1 points 3 hours ago

when your young though, not as an adult.

[–] Simulation6@sopuli.xyz 7 points 15 hours ago (2 children)

George Carlin has a bit about swimming in polluted water as a child and his immune system being tempered in raw shit. I wonder if this nut job did not understand that was a joke?

[–] Phoenicianpirate@lemm.ee 8 points 12 hours ago (1 children)

Conservatives don't understand humor. George Carlin fucking HATED conservatives and anti-abortion people. He also supported the death penalty (as a joke) ONLY for the upper crust and not for common criminals or people with poor financial background. His logic was quite sound... poor criminal gangsters who live in high crime neighborhoods face death on a regular basis (if 90s gangsta rap taught me anything, it is that the main thing they are concerned about is living to see their next birthday) and ultimately accept that they might face a violent early death.

The wealthy? Fuck no. they are spoiled rotten. They commit crimes with a stroke of a pen that ruin the lives of thousands at a time and enrich themselves. Even if they are caught, they will usually just pay a fine or even if they get a jail sentence, it will be very light and in a comfortable penitentiary, and they can go right back to their old jobs right after (look up the story of Nick Mead, a rogue trader who destroyed the oldest merchant bank in England in the late 90s and was sentenced to 4 years (of which he only served 2 or 3) for his fraud, and went on to be a sports team manager and speaker and is quite a comfortably wealthy person.

Meanwhile shoplift a big enough item and you can serve a multi-decade sentence...

So George's logic that sentencing wealthy assholes to death for their white collar crimes while giving common murderers lesser life sentences (murder is still bad and the type of person who murders another is not someone you want walking around, generally speaking) makes sense. If the wealthy had to deal with watching their fellow fraudsters being executed on the regular, or at least receiving extremely long and harsh sentences, then we will see a reduction in those crimes. Most low-level crime is done impulsively while most high-level crime is planned heavily, so that makes sense.

[–] Ledericas@lemm.ee 2 points 3 hours ago

cons are only known for punching down, they actually do take things seriously when its not referring to bigotry and hate.

[–] QuentinCallaghan@sopuli.xyz 5 points 14 hours ago

That Carlin clip has been circulated in various alternative medicine quackery communities for a long time, I doubt RFK Jr. has any media literacy. The similar notion has somewhat entered in mainstream discourse with the concept of "immunity debt".