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[–] SunshineJogger@feddit.org 105 points 2 days ago (1 children)

In that case I predict the man doged a bullet here of a lifetime with a moron.

[–] SpruceBringsteen@lemmy.world 27 points 2 days ago

Theyre not in the clear yet. This type of crazy doesn't exit your life just the once.

Heck, you're lucky if you catch them entering back in before they've made another exit.