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Clever Comebacks

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[–] Echo71Niner@lemm.ee 20 points 1 year ago (2 children)

It's all fucking BS and theatrics, it's easy to promise shit AFTER YOU DIE.

[–] heliosef@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Way to make people root for your death

[–] MashedTech@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

Yeah, let's go! We should start posting: Jeff, die already, we need that funding.

[–] crashoverride@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Yea, unless he liqidates his assets and donates it right now, get t he e fuck outta here

[–] Echo71Niner@lemm.ee -1 points 1 year ago

lol you are a silly person. You must think if he liquidated his asset he will walk away with $124 billion dollar, don't you? So silly... lol Once he is caught selling his stocks, so will the market sell theirs, and his stock will become worth pennies in no time, before he even clears his first stock-block sale. None of these billionaires are worth the tag assigned to them, that is a market value so long they stay in the game lol