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Anon discovers a cheat code (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 3 weeks ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] arschflugkoerper@feddit.org 48 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

Not shitting your pants is gay

[–] IhaveCrabs111@lemmy.world 16 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

I used to be gay

[–] CH3DD4R_G0BL1N@sh.itjust.works 15 points 3 weeks ago

Then I shit your pants

[–] BigDanishGuy@sh.itjust.works 10 points 3 weeks ago

My gay conversion therapy service is basically just me breaking into your house and taking dump in your laundry basket.