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Anon reflects on a conundrum (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 17 hours ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] OmegaLemmy@discuss.online 11 points 13 hours ago (2 children)

Confirmed, fixes the issue

I'm 99% sure it's me noticing flaws because I recognise it's mine but it's very different due to mirroring

Like, damn, my face is slanted as fuck when mirrored...

[–] slaacaa@lemmy.world 7 points 9 hours ago (2 children)

Not really, it’s the distance, mirror doubles it. Selfies of most people look horrible, even if flipped, due to the camera’s distortion from the short distance.

Any time I had professional photos taken for work, the photographer stood at least 3 meters (10 feet) away, maybe even more.

[–] gandalf_der_12te@discuss.tchncs.de 1 points 36 minutes ago

does ... does that mean that people would look weird if you creep very close to them irl too?

[–] cornshark@lemmy.world 3 points 8 hours ago

Aw, does this mean that spy satellites exist to create the sexiest possible pictures of everyone on earth? Thank you Big Brother

[–] supercargo@r.nf 6 points 13 hours ago

Like, damn, my face is slanted as fuck when mirrored...

Same bruh, same.
What my mirrored face looks like to me: