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A big part of it is clothing being reworn again and again without proper washing. I used to be a fat slob myself, completely with a room full of dirty dishes and everything. Armpits and ass are only half the problem. I'd say perhaps only 1/3 of it. The big one for my past self (and for similar creatures who cross my path in the modern day) is old, musty clothing. Like jeans that have been put on so many times they they now smell a little damp and slightly mushroom-like. Shirts that have spent time wadded up in the corner of the bedroom, absorbing the smell of sweat and piss, only to be put on again when the dweller could find nothing cleaner to wear. They spend all their time in that space, immune to the smell around them, and can no longer detect the odors on their own. So they bring it with them everywhere they, to polluting cleaner, fresher spaces with their miasma.
I can usually guess (with accuracy) approximately how many cats a dweller has in their household (always far, far too many) just by smelling them as they walk by. These smells often clue you into what forms of memes and social media they consume as well -- usually Pepe, Wojack and 4chan -- but not always with similar accuracy. There are outliers, like my past self, 20 years now gone.. Weird, dank, smelly leftists, with kind hearts and good intentions, but smelling oh so very fucking terrible, and always oh so fucking lonely.
It usually takes a good partner to help clean up that mess. A motivator. But a dweller who dwells that deep will find great difficulty finding one, for such partners do not dwell where the dweller does.
I absolutely cannot rewear the same shirt twice in a row, goddamn.
Also if you sweat while sleeping a morning shower makes a hell of a difference, if you don't shower in the morning you basically start off stinking
I am not much of a sweaty and smelly boy. I thought.
Until I forgot my deodorant during a visit.
Just after half a day at my workplace I noticed my body odor slightly more. And I am just an IT dude doing rarily much physical work.
Was surprised how much the deodorant kills the smelly bacteria creating the smells.
But if I applied deodorant and/or didnt sweat much, I can wear a shirt twice. But that's the absolute maximum for regular shirts and they need to pass a smell check.
Only sleep/lounge wear get worn more often and only because they are worn at home.
You have a very important point. Dirty cloths. A very good method is to soak your cloth in water with a cup of white vinegar for a few hours, even overnight. Before you wash them.
For the first time in my life I live in a place with washer and dryer. Before, we would go to the Laundromat. Laundromats are hellish places. So if I needed some clothes cleaned and didn't want to go, I'd put some clothes cleaning detergent in a shallow bath and stomp the clothes around to get them clean. Rinse with clean water, hang to dry. It took like five minutes. Anyone can accomplish this.
If you don't wash your jeans, and you should only wash them very rarely if they're nice, you can put them in a bag in the freezer and kill the odor causing bacteria.
Change your underwear and socks please.
Why not wash jeans? They are a garment like everything else.
If you buy really nice jeans, they will conform to your body over time and create a unique fade pattern. Some people are more into it than others. Washing them screws up this whole process.
Not mocking, I've seen some of the nests posted by r9k users so I believe it's possible for plenty of them.