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[–] spykee@lemm.ee 4 points 1 week ago

No can do, boss.
Johnson dangles a lot and coils in the bowl.
I gotta plop it over my shoulder to keep my hands free.
Dont even ask about the times it's in the mood. I look like a tree hugger holding it with my hands, otherwise it slams the floor with a loud thud.
Designated peeing whitewear is a necessity for me.