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I HATE ROLEPLAYS I HATE THEM I HATE THEM I HATE THEM STUPID ROLEPLAYS ILL ROLEPLAY YOU UP THE HEAD FUCKING ROLEPLAYS
The distressed blacksmith runs into the tavern shouting that the goblins have kidnapped his daughter. Your group is sitting around a table in the back having just escorted some supplies to the general store... What do you do?
"if I can have a lock of your daughter's hair, I'll save her!"
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"if I can have your daughter's virginity..."Finish my ale, then form a posse, see if we have enough weapons, then make a plan, then take out the goblins.