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Seriously, I have been in a relationship for a decade and a half and some of the relationship advice I have seen men give other men on the internet the past several years tells me that they have never been in stable relationships themselves.
It also tells me that most of them have no clue what women want.
You know what a woman really wants?
Have meaningful conversations, clean up a little bit, eat puss, sometimes cook food.
This isn't rocket surgery.
It's almost like women are people who want the same things everyone wants or something.
Forgot eat hot chip and lie
Quick video about what body type women think is attractive vs what men thought women think is attractive.
Spoiler alert: Most men think they have to be ripped like a Marvel superhero while most women thought that shit looked scary and wanted the slightly toned body or the dad bod.
Please don't starve/dehydrate yourself, take steroids, and stay at the gym for 5 hours everyday. Exercise and be healthy because it's good for you and that you love yourself. Be as normal as you can be. Take a shower, clean your room, do hobbies and activities, including outdoor ones.
That's why I only give advice to people trying to break up.