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Anon measures up (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 4 days ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] MTK@lemmy.world 24 points 4 days ago (2 children)

Yeah but for sex to be pleasurable for both parties chomping the thing going inside of you to pieces is considered a dick move

[–] Canonical_Warlock@lemmy.dbzer0.com 11 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Unless they're into that and there is explicit prior consent. If that's the case then chomp away, who are we to judge. That's between you, your lover, and your future reconstructive surgeon.

[–] HelixDab2@lemm.ee 1 points 2 days ago

Well, Armin Meiwes went to prison for that, so...

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 5 points 4 days ago

i eat more like a duck than that