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[–] Shape4985@lemmy.ml 110 points 2 weeks ago (9 children)

This is partly to do with the start menu trying to act like a search engine. Its frustrating when you are looking for a document or application and it searches the web.

Microsoft why can we not turn this off!

[–] Backfire@lemmy.world 32 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

It's simple, really.

If the first results are a web search, you wouldn't notice how terrible the local search indexing is.

[–] Grapho@lemmy.ml 3 points 2 weeks ago

I legitimately cannot believe how comically powerful medium level hardware has become yet the windows user experience is so much shittier than it was almost 20 years ago. I remember school machines struggling less to power up on 1gb ram and a one core machine that my gaming rig does sometimes. Windows is such a fucking waste of computing power.

[–] morrowind@lemmy.ml 13 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

You can. I've had it off for years. It just needs a registry update, and persists across updates.

[–] yum@lemmy.eco.br 3 points 2 weeks ago

And people say Linux is not user-friendly

[–] mendiCAN@hexbear.net 12 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (1 children)

ive had to learn never to use the 'more info' or 'search' options at all, as it defaults to a web search now instead of what im used to, a hdd search for my file or internal windows help documentation. fuggen agony-shivering ! something something you are the product smh my head

[–] thann@lemmy.dbzer0.com 12 points 2 weeks ago

I remember searching "control panel" and it brings up a brazilian cafe

[–] JohnDumpling@beehaw.org 6 points 2 weeks ago

I have it turned off. But maybe that option is not available outside of EU? I don't know.

[–] amphy@lemmy.ca 5 points 2 weeks ago

There's a few ways to turn it off, but they require registry editing or using the Group Policy editor if you have a Pro license

https://www.ghacks.net/2021/11/26/how-to-turn-off-search-the-web-results-in-windows-11/

[–] prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 points 2 weeks ago

I mean... KDE can do it just fine.

[–] biber@feddit.org 3 points 2 weeks ago

I'm using keypirinha and haven't opened the startmenu for years

[–] YuriEnjoyer@hexbear.net 1 points 2 weeks ago

Some suggestions:

Winaero Tweaker

winutil

BetterOS

NTLite

Really, its Linux that makes you spend all your time debugging issues and fixing things.

[–] unique_hemp@discuss.tchncs.de 1 points 2 weeks ago

You can just disable web search through the settings app now.