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[–] Cruxifux@feddit.nl 5 points 4 days ago (1 children)

I’m 5’11 and have the averagest penis ya done ever saw and neither thing has ever stopped me from getting laid or dating.

[–] umbrella@lemmy.ml 4 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (1 children)

exactly! it doesnt matter that much, and i don't know why people are obsessed about it in the us.

[–] Cruxifux@feddit.nl 2 points 3 days ago

I do feel bad for super short guys and the micro penis guys. But some of my friends that are the best with the ladies are also under 5’7 so.