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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

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Anon measures up (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 3 days ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] Anomalocaris@lemm.ee 11 points 2 days ago (2 children)

just unzip that line for a vagina

[–] EldenLord@lemmy.world 1 points 22 hours ago

You‘re joking, but I‘m actually disappointed men don‘t have that vaginal opening. It would make sex more fun and pleasurable I think. Just like penetration + clit stim is preferred by many women.

[–] atlas@sh.itjust.works 8 points 2 days ago

it was there all along! my doctor lied to me