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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

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Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works

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Anon misses the classic design (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 2 days ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] untakenusername@sh.itjust.works 38 points 2 days ago (2 children)

can give you pleasure

ofc anon thought of that

[–] je_skirata 25 points 2 days ago

Talk about an explosive orgasm!

[–] supernicepojo@lemmy.world 13 points 2 days ago

I recall a story of an evacuated ER in the UK(?). Bomb squad called because an older man showed up with unexploded ordinance in their rectum. Think it was a WW2 shell in that case but the parallels remain.