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[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 3 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Big oof. Shit was pretty nice and then suddenly jumps to triple digits. I'm just glad my apartment has a pool. Walking my dogs the last couple days, I can practically feel my brain steaming inside my skull.

[–] KingJalopy@lemm.ee 3 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

Right, my poor dog thinks we hate her all of a sudden because we walk every night but for the last 2 days with no ac we won't even let her in our laps less yet go walk. Fortunately AC gets here tomorrow morning. 107° instantly after months of awesome weather is brutal. No time to acclimate, fuck you, you fucked the planet, deal with it.

Reminds me of that movie They Live... Mother nature's a bitch, and she's in heat

That movie is so great. Just shitty tag line after tag line delivered by America's most prestigious thespian, Roddy Piper.