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I really don't get security guards 😂 they can't possibly make so much money that it's worth escalating a situation like this... What if the guy was a lunatic with a knife under the bag... You really want to die for a fucking fashion show gig?
Jesus Christ just tell the guy to get off the stage and diffuse the situation...
WTF is it with cops and renta cops... Does no-one teach them to try to do things peacefully first?
fyi it is 'defuse', unless you are talking about perfume
Wow. Today I learned!
They could be talking about aromatherapy tho...
I've learned in the last few years that a sizable percentage of the human population is sitting there lipping their chops waiting, hoping, for their opportunity to be the asshole and hurt someone.
I hate it when uptight people correct other people’s grammar… but I would hate it even more if I said nothing and let you make this mistake in a situation that actually matters, SO:
It’s “defuse the situation”, like defuse a bomb. Common mistake.
Also, good question concerning security guards. I have no idea what their motivation could possibly be.
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