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[–] ArcaneSlime@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (1 children)

This. They'd have to pop off the counterweight too, especially if these are bump helmets not ballistic, which tbh 50/50 could be either.

But why only two have ears? I'd rather have ears than nods, honestly! Weird choice.

(It's possible there's just not enough pixels to see the last guy's ears lmao)

[–] FordBeeblebrox@lemmy.world 4 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Looks older, likely a SGT who just wants to dress up too but his mic is up above his ear.

[–] ArcaneSlime@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Oh I see it there, thought that was part of the plane or something lol

[–] FordBeeblebrox@lemmy.world 2 points 3 days ago

Mic pointed up in case Jesus whispers down on comms or something I dunno. Watching these bumblefucks walk around in tactical gear they’ve clearly never worn except in front of a mirror is just embarrassing.