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Anon reads between the lines (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 4 days ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] vaultdweller013@sh.itjust.works 11 points 3 days ago (1 children)

That sounds like a skill issue. Have you considered replacing your flesh the strength and certainty of steel? We have oil margaritas!

[–] outhouseperilous@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 3 days ago (1 children)

No, but i have tried titanium, with mixed results.

[–] LH0ezVT@sh.itjust.works 4 points 3 days ago

Hey, at least that will give less trouble in MRIs. Although, I was a bit scared about all that talk about dielectric heating. I guess it did not resonate at (whatever the MRI does)?