My friends from the fencing team in a Milwaukee, WI suburban catholic high school were bored. We wanted to watch a movie, but didn’t want to spend theater prices. So we went to Blockbuster (!!) in search of something…. else.
No, not that you gooner.
We invented the rules on the car ride there:
- None of us could have seen or even be aware of the movie
- None of us can recognize any of the main actors in the film
- Sci-fi or fantasy since those seemed to have the cheese we wanted
As we strolled along the shelves where most patrons don’t bother, there it was. Like a (scuffed) diamond in the rough: Cube
And it was glorious. lol
Bonus points: Two friends and I moved out to Denver, CO in the middle of college to go snowboarding and finish school (in that order). One of us became a manager at Blockbuster right at the beginning of the switch from VHS to DVDs. For whatever reason, his store started with the least rented titles they had, and their solution was to just throw all the VHS in the garbage.
One day he just showed up from work with ~ 4 or 5 huge garbage bags filled to the brim with the crappiest VHS films Blockbuster deemed unworthy to return to a distributor.
Around a week later he did it again.
It was the absolute (free!) jackpot of gloriously bad films.
I actually disagree. The script was a disaster, which you pointed out, but super basic stuff like coherent editing was missing too. There were constant jarring cuts after scenes would end abruptly for no apparent reason. Sound and particularly dialogue mixing was atrocious too, which isn't a problem unique to BvS (looking at you Christopher Nolan) and doesn't on its own disqualify a movie from being good, but as part of a whole picture it deserves a mention. The acting was comically bad in many places. Overblown post processing made some scenes look muddy even though that effect worked well for other scenes. A lurching, uneven pace is often more a fault of the director than the script itself, and this movie suffered from it in spades.