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how to punish puppy girl? (cdn.imgchest.com)

submitted 3 days ago by Samdell@lemmy.eco.br to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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(all "punishments" are actually rewards)

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[–] tetris11@lemmy.ml 76 points 3 days ago (3 children)

I have to admit I'm stumped on this one. I hear that puppies hate vacuum cleaners, so maybe stick a dildo on a roomba and see where that goes.

[–] Tippon@lemmy.dbzer0.com 49 points 3 days ago

so maybe stick a dildo on a roomba and see where that goes.

I genuinely can't tell if this is a deliberate double entendre or not...

[–] Zorsith@lemmy.blahaj.zone 16 points 2 days ago

That's for catgirls, i don't think puppy girls sit on roombas.

[–] Denvil@lemmy.one 8 points 2 days ago

This is hilarious out of context