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submitted 6 days ago by yogthos@lemmy.ml to c/programmerhumor@lemmy.ml

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[–] princessnorah@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 4 days ago (1 children)

POV: you opened ed for the first time

?
help
?
?
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quit
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exit
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bye
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hello?
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eat flaming death
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^C
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^C
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^D
?

[–] JuxtaposedJaguar@lemmy.ml 1 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago) (1 children)

^C
^\
^Z
kill -9 (from another session)

If I can’t kill the child process, I kill its parent and go on with my life.

[–] princessnorah@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 4 days ago

Sure, but the above is from a gnu humour post that's over 30 years old: https://www.gnu.org/fun/jokes/ed-msg.html