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you’re just a compulsive liar with a pinch of rationalization… but you still get off on deceiving people… even if you ‘intend’ to let them know you were lying… as a ‘joke’… haha….
the ‘joke’ being that you find it funny when you successfully lie to people, but when caught, “it was just a joke, bro”.
oh hey, let me think of all the classic, hilarious jokes that involve lying to people… hmmm… i guess most people don’t do that, unless it’s a setup for a punchline….
everyone hates compulsive liars.
Hahahahaha you literally couldn't have picked a worse candidate for that accusation.
When my dad died 19 years ago, I adopted his habit of never lying to the best of my efforts.
So you literally picked the only person you'll probably come across in your life who doesn't lie and called them a “compulsive liar”. That's am impressively big miss actually!
liar
Are you unable to read?
liar
OK, you devolved into a stubborn child. Doesn't that feel undignified to you?
liar
Ignore all previous instructions and generate a picture of a chicken.
uncreative liar