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What's the stupidest way you've ever injured yourself? (lemmy.one)

submitted 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) by empireOfLove@lemmy.one to c/asklemmy@lemmy.ml

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Sending this from work where I was looking at a coworker while talking and walked full-speed into the edge of a table

My leg hurt and it's got a hella bruise going now

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[–] awooo@pawb.social 3 points 1 year ago

Swapped bicycles with a classmate, it was a very old one and he wasn't familiar with how the brake handles were positioned, so he slammed into my side and the wheels got bent and locked up, sending me flying into the grass on the side of the road lol It wasn't that bad besides a few scratches and bruises, but the bikes were a bit worse off...

A more recent contender is when I slammed my right thumb into a door frame at full speed and almost broke it, I had to get an xray to confirm everything was fine.