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Anon finally gets a gf (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 4 days ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] lectricleopard@lemmy.world 31 points 4 days ago (3 children)

This is not a real interaction. Dude is basically saying "hey guys, imagine if I got a girlfriend, and she found out im a 4chan shirposter... that'd be sweet... no wait I did get a girlfriend... Envy me nerds!"

[–] southsamurai@sh.itjust.works 22 points 4 days ago

Wait, so it's fake?

Damn, that's so gay

[–] 474D@lemmy.world 8 points 4 days ago

Nothing gets past you

[–] Nurse_Robot@lemmy.world 8 points 4 days ago

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