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Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works

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Anon finally gets a gf (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 4 days ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] magnetosphere@fedia.io 180 points 4 days ago (6 children)

Take the opportunity to grow up and leave a bad habit behind. Then find a new girlfriend who will respect your boundaries and won’t fuck with your computer.

[–] Onomatopoeia@lemmy.cafe 51 points 4 days ago (5 children)

Yea, Windows has had (real) separate user logins since XP (well, NT3.51,but no consumer used that).

No one gets my password, I'll create a separate account for you.

[–] Turret3857@infosec.pub 42 points 4 days ago (3 children)

This is Lemmy, you find that anon and tell them they need to be using GNU/Linux!

[–] diolma@lemmynsfw.com 12 points 3 days ago (1 children)

You'll be too busy deleting bloat from your Arch installation to have time for a girlfriend. Problem solved.

[–] festnt@sh.itjust.works 5 points 3 days ago

or time for shitposting, so yet another problem solved!

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