Too bad, so sad. Time to fine them to the moon and back.

These were exactly the kind of “legal shenanigans” I had in mind.

I’m kinda surprised they worked with them in the first place

Meanwhile, fingernail scrapings taken from Cummings revealed an unknown male DNA profile and nothing from Rojem. This was potentially powerful exculpatory evidence. But a third jury, unaware of the DNA testing, resentenced him to die.

How on Earth was the third jury “unaware” of the DNA testing? Was it because of legal shenanigans, or a fantastically bad defense? Also, why was there even a third trial to begin with?

Good for Rajan. I hope he doesn’t give up.

While the headline itself isn’t much of a surprise, I’m somewhat bewildered to see diabetes listed among the illnesses. Then again, I know nothing about diabetes.

…and the agency’s independent hearing board pointed to the facility’s paint shop operations as a specific problem.

Good thing that won’t affect the Cybertruck, the widely adored and flawless jewel in Tesla’s crown!

It’s Hank, the house-shaped tank

“I'm out, I'm definitely out,” he [Rob Connoley, the chef] said. “Because Missouri, it's not a blip. It's a trend. And it's gone from being a conservative state to a radical state.”

Best quote in the article.

I don’t mind pedantic comments nearly as much when the author owns it. Well done! (Also, the unnecessary apostrophe bugged me, too.)

HEY WORLD LEADERS: make the world a less shitty place, so I don’t feel guilty about bringing a child into it, and I’ll rawdog more often. Do we have a deal?