Its real somehow: https://xcancel.com/Shedletsky/status/1886563357249212846#m
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A tweet by Jon sheletsky (@shedletsky) saying "Silicon Valley built the modern world. Why shouldn't we run it?. The tweet has 658k views, 70 bookmarks, 70 likes, 460 retweets/quotes and 694 replies. It was posted at 6:52 PM, 2/3/25.
I'm pretty sure that if we fed a handful of fascist billionaires to a wood chipper, the rest would be much easier to manage.
i'd pay for tickets to that event.
Free attendance, although you might have to bring binoculars since half the planet would probably show up to cheer
We design and build the wood chippers too, so I don't see why we shouldn't.
If we fed every CEO of a Fortune 500 company into a wood chipper the only effect on the world would be fertilizing some plants.
Why so pessimistic? I'm pretty sure there would be much more positive change on the world from that purely hypothetical scenario.
I didn't even think they would make a good fertilizer, just shove them in a can and fire them at a black hole, see if that eats them up.
It wouldn't even want them. Watch as it regrets its mistake and chucks them back up as Hawking radiation.
We can't know that until we try
If any Amazon needs to be pulped...